You Know Your Husband Is In Law School When...*You go the gym on Friday nights just to kill time while he's studying.
*You feel like you're on vacation if he actually comes home earlier than 10:00pm.
*He forbids your children from certain activities because of the Tort liability involved.
*You realize it will take longer to pay off his student loans than your mortgage.
*He actually looks forward to reading the cable/internet contract.
*He is so exhausted that not even 3 Super Big Gulps and a little romance can keep him awake.
*He considers quitting until he realizes he's in too much debt to be anything but a lawyer.
*Your one-year-old says "bye-bye" every time she sees him because that's what she associates him with.
*He buys a lap top that's worth a small vehicle.
*Neither of you can remember if he's in law school because he wants to help people or because he hates himself.
*He uses up all his vacation time during finals.
*Your kids have watched certain Disney movies so many times (so you can stay sane) that they've memorized the lines.
*You start to notice wrinkles on your face and bags under your eyes that were NOT there before law school, and you're not even the one who is a student!
*You wonder if you'll ever have a Saturday together again in this life time.
*You eat a lot of chocolate every day to make yourself feel better (oh wait-- I did that before law school. . . )
*You start to think maybe the Iron Man Marathon would be easier than law school because it takes less endurance and at least the pain doesn't last for 3+ years.
*Despite all the trials, you are so proud of him you can hardly stand it. Love you babe! You can do it! :)